(Source: samwilsons)

humorprince:

if i could start a new life, i definitely would.

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

beyonceish:

when i was five my mom wouldn’t let me have any ice cream cause it was past nine oclock and i got really mad so i took a shit on the basement floor because i wanted to get revenge

whisperingotters:

how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences 

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I’m scared.

(Source: blondiepoison)